I’ve acquired an e mail. It’s from YouPorn, they usually say it’s pressing.
This ought to be fascinating. Let’s see what it has to say.
Effectively, the YouPorn brand and nicely-formatted message actually makes it appear like it has come from the porn video web site.
And, uh-oh, it appears YouPorn’s AI algorithm has detected me in a intercourse video that has been uploaded!
Now, I may be forgetful… however I’m fairly positive that I’ve by no means knowingly appeared in a sexually express film, not to mention uploaded it to YouPorn.
However how intelligent of YouPorn’s AI system to detect that it was me within the video, after which get in contact to warn me.
It makes me marvel what sort of AI expertise they’re utilizing right here. I imply, usually you wouldn’t anticipate even the neatest AI system to have the ability to inform who an individual was by the form of physique elements which can be prone to be taking prime place in a video like this.
Oh effectively, if it’s “superior expertise” that explains it. Feels like they’re fairly highly effective…
Ouch! So, if I don’t need the video printed on YouPorn I’ve to allow them to know inside seven days.
So, I assume all I’ve to do is click on on the hyperlink to take a look at the video. Appears affordable.
However, rattling it, there’s an issue.
You see, the hyperlink within the e mail YouPorn has despatched me doesn’t go anyplace. There’s no web site tackle to go together with the https:// !
I’m going to have to search out another approach to cease the video being printed.
Feels like they’ve acquired some fairly cool expertise at YouPorn for coping with this type of scenario.
Aha! That is extra prefer it. However I’m undecided if a “primary categorical” service that stops re-uploading of my saucy intercourse video to twenty web sites (I heard there are extra porn web sites than that) is nice sufficient, even when it solely prices $199.
Safety towards the video being re-uploaded to over 300 of YouPorn’s community of associate web sites for simply $699 appears like a greater deal. However cling on, that is only for one 12 months! I don’t need to have to wash up this mess once more in 12 months time… I would like the very best safety out there to keep up my squeaky clear on-line status.
Now this sounds extra prefer it. All the previously-mentioned safety “plus digital safety by MediaWise® and Safeguard” (something that has a registered trademark image has acquired to be spectacular, proper?) “…primarily based on facial recognition knowledge for 3 years.”
Three years isn’t nearly as good as perpetual, nevertheless it’s higher than one 12 months. They usually appear be guaranteeing that “any content material with my biometrics will likely be blocked”.
All for a mere $1399.
The place do I pay?
Hmmph. I’ve to pay by means of cryptocurrency? That appears a little bit unorthodox. However hey, perhaps YouPorn is simply making an attempt to guard my privateness. In any case I wouldn’t essentially my associate to identify a cost to YouPorn on my bank card invoice.
Let’s take a look at that hyperlink.
Darnit. That hyperlink doesn’t work both! I’m simply going to should assume that YouPorn has acquired a intercourse video of me, as I can’t double-check for myself.
No, thank YOU.
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