How unhealthy are issues at Silicon Valley Financial institution? Ex-employees are auctioning firm merchandise on eBay to make a fast buck.
Some SVB gadgets embody a tattered blue cardboard field with the letters “SVB” emblazoned on it. Asking worth: $201.
“Field obtained after getting supply letter one month earlier than the financial institution blew up. Must pay lease this month, please,” writes the vendor, elonmusk.
If a used turquoise cardboard field from a failed financial institution is not in your want checklist, customers can buy a chrome steel SVP wine tumbler for $59.
Need the 2 tumblers and bottle set? That may value you $188.50.
“Given to SVB workers in 2021. An genuine piece of SVB historical past,” says the vendor.
SVB swag hearth sale
The financial institution collapsed final Friday after a $42 billion financial institution run, inflicting the Federal authorities to take management of SVP over the weekend.
Now some former workers hope there is a run on SVP-branded swag.
One individual claiming to have labored in SVB’s analytics division was promoting a used espresso mug, with the message: “Shopping for this mug helps me out but in addition will get you a bit of historical past to one of many quickest banking failures in US historical past. This mug was used on the day-to-day and reveals indicators of wear and tear.”
Not all of the SVB gadgets are genuine. Some opportunists are cashing in on the tragedy. A vendor named Staceys_68 is promoting a Silicon Valley Financial institution SVB 2023 Shirt FDIC 250k.
Others are promoting gear supposedly from the Silicon Valley Financial institution Threat Administration Division.
However beware, the vendor warns: “Due to excessive season, there are some colours runs out of inventory, we are going to contact you if that colour is out-stock.”